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Your Name/Alias: Timmy/Timmesque
Age: 23
Character: Rex
Series: Generator Rex
Character Age: 15
Canon: What happens when scientists do stuff they didn't think through? Global apocalypse, that's what. Microscopic machines were released, infecting every living creature on the planet and slowly turning them into monsters called EVOs. Finally, mankind had reached the end of their rope, until the military organisation known as Providence came in. Providence excels in dealing with these newly-appearing monsters and even better, they have the ultimate weapon; a teenager named Rex who can transform his body into mechanical weapons and cure said monsters back into humans and animals.

Rex has chronic amnesia, which means he's lucky if he can remember an entire year, much less a lifetime. Still, Rex remains upbeat, optimistic and bright, seeing every experience as a chance to inflict his terrible humour on everyone and disobeying his superiors in the process. Egoistic, headstrong and impulsive, he tends to jump first think later. Rex struggles to attain normalcy or a chance to regain his family. Despite his circumstances, Rex still wants to help people, willing to suffer through any difficulty just to accomplish that one goal. And if he has fun doing it, well, even better.

Note - Rex has a habit of tossing Spanish into his dialogue.


Sample Post:

Oh, look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it'ssssssss a teenager with helicopter blades coming out of his shoulders! Applause now please.

¡Hola muchachos! Aka innocent zombies of Camp That-Word-I'm-Not-Allowed-To-Use-Or-My-Nanny-Will-Beat-Me-Up You Die. I'm Rex. Your saviour! La cabeza de trapo! Wait, no, pretend I didn't say that. Anyway, I'm here to save you from the wicked clutches of the tentacular monstrosity you guys call Marcy. I call her So Totally Busted! Got to say this though, you guys are a huuuuuuge improvement from the last zombies I met. For one, you're not trying to eat me! Or... pretending to try to eat me. Still, it's a good day when I'm not being eaten. You won't believe how many times I've fallen into a mouth. With teeth. Did I mention how badly monster-mouths stink? Because they really, really stink. The perks of being a hero.

So. Is Marcy a big monster thing or a little monster thing? All I know is that she has lots of tentacles, but everything has tentacles these days. Here's a tentacle, there's a tentacle, now there are tentacles everywhere. You sort of get used to it after a while. Nothing like living in Earth: The Monster Version to make you appreciate how good it used to get. Anyway, no biggie, I just have to beat it up with my giant fists, cure it and then it's camping time! Time to break out the marshmallows and hazardous teenager-made campfires that become forest fires. I think they still have those. I forget. But that's the best thing about being an amnesiac. Why? I forgot! ... Okay, that was a bad one, but thanks for clapping so hard even if your hands did fall off in the process. You probably want to pick up those up now. I think they're running away.

Anyway, after this is done, I totally want a chance to stay on and see this camp. Yeah, I know it looks a little dry and boring, but I could totally get into this. Besides, I know I could liven this place up. Nothing like having the world's most popular teenager in your midst to get the party juiced up. So don't you worry about a thing, I've got it all under control. I mean, c'mon, I have super boots. When you have superboots, you can boss me around.

C'mon Marcy, let's see if you can handle a real person--hey, wait, let go! No, no, not the mouth, not the mouth--

Great. Muy bueno. At least it's only the first time today...

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Rex "Salazar"

June 2012

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